The Vagina Highlighter: The New Product That Is Here to Make Your Lady Parts Better
In this day and age there is a product for everything, and if you were wondering what new vagina product is in vogue, it is the Vagina Highlighter, which makes your vagina luminous, iridescent, and bright. The Perfect V's Very V Luminizer is a product that is now available in the markets, and according to their website, this highlighter promises to add 'luminous iridescent color' to the vulva area, brightening and minimising any skin imperfections. With added Vitamin E and elderflower, the cream contains a softening and soothing effect, supposedly providing "instant radiance."
According to the official website, the Very V Luminizer will help you 'Highlight. Soften. Illuminate.' your intimate areas, because like most other vaginal products in the market, it firmly believes that the normal human vagina is flawed, disgusting, and not appropriate for long term use. Changing the way your lady parts look is the new in thing.
If you were going to rush to your nearest shop to get one of these, the Very V Luminizer is only available in Scandinavia for the time being. Luckily, there's a wait list you can join in order to receive the most up-to-date information for both you and your V.
Thankfully, there are a lot of concerns that women all over the world have, with regard to this pretty useless beauty item.
Thought this was just a badly named product, but no - it's a thing.https://t.co/5AfmM6TAG2— Gemma Greene (@gemmagreene16) July 27, 2017
Pardon my language - but what the fuck is this?!!!https://t.co/cF6H4FO7Tn— Saturday's Child (@CassInTheAttic) July 26, 2017
YOU DO NOT NEED A SHINY VAGINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD https://t.co/tOaG6q8kcn— Me (@_Lady_Gardener) July 26, 2017
You are now able to purchase highlighter for your vagina. Good. Freaking. Lord.— forevergrateful420 (@BerthaloveGD) July 21, 2017
There are already so many products in the market that are targeting people who are not comfortable with their bodies. Selling people their insecurities for an outrageous amount seems to be the trend that just refuses to go away. The good news, however, is that you can get a vagina highlighter for the very cheap price of ₹2,758.66 or $43.
Hopefully, the next trend will be glow in the dark vaginas, because honestly, what else is left?